Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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