i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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