with your own penis?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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