Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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