When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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