I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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