There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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