Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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