its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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