Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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