Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If that was your dad, he is hot
We named our party play list daddy issues
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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