never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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