im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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