Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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