come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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