dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i out mim tonsoeep
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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