Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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