Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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