You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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