you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Randomize
