If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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