Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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