I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He passed out mid-signature
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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