We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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