i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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