Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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