I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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