How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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