Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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