The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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