the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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