Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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