I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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