New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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