that's an acceptable place to lick
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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