so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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