how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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