she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I love having hate sex.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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