I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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