dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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