Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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