It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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