You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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