just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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