whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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