Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
