Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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