I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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