the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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