I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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