No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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