So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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