You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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