dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
The Olympian is in my bed
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