it wasn't lemon gatorade
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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