I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Randomize
