She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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