Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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