No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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