We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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